Peter Glazebrook is out of control.
Colossal carrot - 2014 (Picture: Nigel Roddis/REX (via Pictures of the day: 12 September 2014 - Telegraph))Giant cabbage - 2012 (© PA Images / John Giles / PA Wire)Giant potato - 2010 (source)Giant cauliflower - 2014 (Caters News)
this guy is so happy, he’s just doing his weird thing and no one can stop him
1 sqft of bun
Is this a real measurement now? What is this country coming to?
I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them
True friendship at it’s prime.
You have gone blind and want cereal
theres no fucking way either of those assholes are 16 fuck this
You would be completely correct in your calling bullshit: they’re actually both seventeen.
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them
but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog
i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests
welcome my lost children, it is okay, do not shy away from the light that i have to offer you
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
I live for the runs that feel like cursive writing. Where everything just feels so fluid and second nature.
After the first sentence I was really confused. Like when you keep messing up because you only kinda know what you’re doing and it looks terrible and halfway through you cramp up?