Makes Me Smile

shmurdapunk:

hikergirl:

Peter Glazebrook is out of control.

Colossal carrot - 2014 (Picture: Nigel Roddis/REX (via Pictures of the day: 12 September 2014 - Telegraph))

Giant potato - 2010 (source)
Giant cauliflower - 2014 (Caters News)

this guy is so happy, he’s just doing his weird thing and no one can stop him

disgustinganimals:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Is this a real measurement now? What is this country coming to?

disgustinganimals:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Is this a real measurement now? What is this country coming to?

"These crabs taste in-crab-ible."

somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal

somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal

saunteringsnake:

monobeartheater:

que-dear:

anime

theres no fucking way either of those assholes are 16 fuck this

You would be completely correct in your calling bullshit: they’re actually both seventeen.

saunteringsnake:

monobeartheater:

que-dear:

anime

theres no fucking way either of those assholes are 16 fuck this

You would be completely correct in your calling bullshit: they’re actually both seventeen.

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

image

this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

gayalpha:

sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them

but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog

i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests

welcome my lost children, it is okay, do not shy away from the light that i have to offer you

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

dontthinkrunfast:

runsonpizza:

I live for the runs that feel like cursive writing. Where everything just feels so fluid and second nature.

After the first sentence I was really confused. Like when you keep messing up because you only kinda know what you’re doing and it looks terrible and halfway through you cramp up?

the1975obsessed:

kawaii-animals-only:

One corgi, two corgi, three corgi, four corgi…

Save these pictures before you lose it on your dash