my mom: *vigorously mixing her chocolate milk*
me: oh wow. you’re really serious about your cocoa, huh?
my mom: *looks into cup* IT’S NOT COCOA ENOUGH O_O *goes & grabs some more nesquik*
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
Why is this so funny?
i lost it at “me dammit”
Olivia Cooke’s Bates Motel “audition” [x]
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SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT
#excUse you ron #not everyone comes from a wizard family #some of us only found out a couple months ago they have magic #some of us are being thrown into an alien culture and don’t appreciate the disadvantage this gives us #and some of us are going to do something about it #like reading up on a whole new universe of history in our spare time #in hopes that sometime soon #ideally long before finals #some of us might be able to better compete academically with the rest of you #bloody hell
'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this
When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because