Makes Me Smile

my mom: *vigorously mixing her chocolate milk*
me: oh wow. you’re really serious about your cocoa, huh?
my mom: *looks into cup* IT’S NOT COCOA ENOUGH O_O *goes & grabs some more nesquik*

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

sydneyrose12344:

Why is this so funny?

sydneyrose12344:

Why is this so funny?

owlmylove:

gerardwayswife:

double-pistol-wink:

suffren:

randomlinktime:



i lost it at “me dammit”

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT

ME DAMMIT.

owlmylove:

gerardwayswife:

double-pistol-wink:

suffren:

randomlinktime:

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i lost it at “me dammit”

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT

ME DAMMIT.

Olivia Cooke’s Bates Motel “audition” [x]

solomonfawn:

reblog/like for an html color scheme based on your posts

john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

locktobre:

'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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